qwerty: so, have you heard any new bands recently in the last week?
asdfg: yeah the postal service is pretty cool
qwerty: OMG, the Postal service? no one listens to them anymore, they’re way too popular
asdfg: oh
qwerty: no, they’re great
asdfg: i know
qwerty: it’s just…everyone’s heard of them by now.
asdfg: really?
qwerty: yeah, ever since they got big and everyone started listening to them, nobody listens to them anymore. I was listening to them, like, six years ago when they used to play my house all the time. that’s back when nobody had heard of them and everyone listened to them.
asdfg: oh
qwerty: whatever, this is a stupid conversation. let’s meet up and go to that bar that everyone goes to that nobody’s heard about.
asdfg: kk
Sept 20, 2006: College is great! I’m making so many new friends!
Sept 25, 2006: Tonite is my first frat party! Yesssss!
Sept 27, 2006: Words cannot express my love
I flew too high and now you’re sad
Do you want me? I want you.
I broke you’re heart and now your sad.
Sometimes I don’t do what’s right
I can’t believe I messed this up
If you forgive me let me know
I can’t stand to be without you
BrosephSk8: yeah, baby! hott!
BrosephSk8: gimme a call sometime!
BrosephSk8: git yo’ ass over here for some good lovin’!
BrosephSk8: i wanna lick that pussy dry!
BrosephSk8: why ain’t you called yet, ho?
BrosephSk8: I apologize. My last comments were rude, disgusting, and sexist (to say the least). If you feel compelled to forgive me, please call me and we can meet back at my place to talk about it. Maybe sex afterwards.
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